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MexicanAmerican
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 Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 2:47 pm Post subject: Impending Lawsuit |
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| It has recently come to my attention that my intellectual property is being used unlawfully. Most notably, the logo for this website it was only intended for private use. While I did not make the logo, I provided the caption at the bottom. If I knew it would be posted for the world to see then I would not have made it. You will hear from my lawyers very soon, Pickles. |
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ArcanePie
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| Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 3:25 pm Post subject: |
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| Why can't we all just get along? |
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MexicanAmerican
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| Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 3:31 pm Post subject: |
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| Cause i want to be rich. |
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hilikuS
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| Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 3:44 pm Post subject: |
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| MexicanAmerican wrote: | | Cause i want to be rich. |
Unfortunately, you have no grounds on which to sue me. You can refer to the donations post in the BPI Information forum. It clearly states that you and Joe donated the logo to the BPI. This being the BPI's website, I am allowed to use it. |
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ArcanePie
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| Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 5:19 pm Post subject: |
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| Yeah right, what are you gonna get if you sue BP? A wooden spoon and a roll of toilet paper? =p |
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MexicanAmerican
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| Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 6:18 pm Post subject: |
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1) Joe forged my signature, he will be sued also.
2) That's all i ever wanted in the first place, anything else will be the proverbial cherry on the proverbial sundae. |
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hilikuS
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| Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 9:06 pm Post subject: |
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lhao, yeah I guess you'd get the rights to the BPI, and access to it's coffers of bad magic commons. That along with:
a new PC, filled with crappy video games.
The rest of my MTG collection.
Some DnD books.
a Gamecube and a few games.
Some gameboy games.
Some college books.
Lots of various cds, some good some bad (but fuck you i'm keeping the ones in my car, since those are the best).
Sean Murphy's soul.
Rights to Joe Brown's first, second and third aborted children.
A Squire guitar with rusty strings, an effects petal, a tuner (that you gotta get off of BMurph), and some song books.
BMurph.
A 3cd stereo.
My Diablo 2, and Diablo 2 expansion disks (but if you take those i'll cry).
and Guild Wars, among a few other things.
So, the moral of the story is, don't sue. If you want the fetuses, and Sean's soul, I'll gladly give them to you as a settlement, but I kind of wanna keep the rest of my stuff.
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ArcanePie
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| Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 1:17 am Post subject: |
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My soul is only valid in NY, SC, MA, and CA. Void where prohibited.
*Sean Murphy's soul and all related goods value of 1/20¢. Non-refundable. |
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hilikuS
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| Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 4:23 am Post subject: |
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| ArcanePie wrote: | My soul is only valid in NY, SC, MA, and CA. Void where prohibited.
*Sean Murphy's soul and all related goods value of 1/20¢. Non-refundable. |
There you have it folks. If nothing else, this would make a great quote for your profile, but I'll leave that up to you to decide. Either way, if I were to cash in the soul, I would probably bring it to Louisiana. They gots witches there, and they'll pay nicely for a soul such as Sean's. One shrouded in mystery. A mystery that no one can know about, because it's not for the audience of this message board. |
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Asshole
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| Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 12:41 pm Post subject: |
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Two things to say.
1. That list looks like a will, with my name on top of it. Die already! Why won't you die!!?!??!
2. There was no copyright on the one word you ended the sentence with. That is all you contributed. Regardless, this falls under the Open Copyright Act, which states and I quote;
"Mike you are a fucking dumbass."
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MexicanAmerican
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| Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 9:57 pm Post subject: |
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| That one word makes the logo, if i remember correctly you were laughing about it for about 5 minutes. |
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ArcanePie
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| Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 3:02 am Post subject: |
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| Maybe joe was laughing AT you, and not WITH you? |
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Asshole
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| Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 6:42 am Post subject: |
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Haiku
No, it was genuinely funny
But you're a dumbass Mike
Mysterious Death
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MexicanAmerican
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| Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 6:37 pm Post subject: |
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Joe fails at haiku
Its supposed to be 5-syllables then 7 then 5
Example:
Fallen sick on a journey,
In dreams I run wildly
Over a withered moor.
This haiku was the last written by the haiku master Matsuo Basho.
but in response to your "haiku" i shall give you this
There once was a man named Joe Brown
who often i've wished he would drown
but if he really died
I would have to hide
or surely i would get beat down. |
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Tychomonger
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| Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 8:18 pm Post subject: |
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| MexicanAmerican wrote: | Fall en sick on a jour ney, 7
In dreams I run wi ld ly 7
O ver a with ered moor. 6
This "haiku" was the last written by the haiku "master" Matsuo Basho. |
I guess haiku master Matsuo Basho also fails at haiku? |
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