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Scorcho · Generous lover of posting. Joined: 16 Aug 2006 Posts: 677

Pookie Bear, you'll appreciate this...

So me and Kayla watch a DVD around once a week on a slow night, well last night I head into my room and Kayla's holding a DVD and she says "Let's watch this..."

I look at the DVD case, sure enough, it's Kids. all of a sudden I start to get a sinking feeling in the pit of my stomach...

"Oh... You wanna watch that?"

"Yeah, you said a long time ago that I should watch it..."

I'm positive that I said this in passing, without putting any thought into what my girlfriend would think of me owning let alone reccommending a movie that is basically 90 minutes of children drinking, doing drugs, and fucking.

"Yeah, I guess I did... You sure you wanna watch this?"

"Yeah, you said I should..."

"I think I said that in the vein of 'You should run with the bulls', or, 'You should try sky diving'..."

"Let's just watch it..."

"Okay.... Here we go..."

So we watched it, she says it wasn't as disturbing as A Clockwork Orange but it was still pretty messed up. Some highlights in her reactions:

Telly's opening montage.
Casper sucking the cherry kool-aid off the tampon (Mad flavor) "That's really disgusting..."
"I have no legs" She found this rather hilarious, especially the "Kiss me I'm Polish" T-shirt, which I had forgotten about.

So yeah, that was an interesting evening, just thought I'd share it with you.
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thejangler · Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 10:07 pm Post subject:

I think my brother wants that movie back since you guys like, co-bought it or whatever.

Funny story btw. Almost as awkward as watching gay butt sex with your father every Sunday night on Six Feet Under and Oz.
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Scorcho · Generous lover of posting. Joined: 16 Aug 2006 Posts: 677

I know about the six feet under.

If he wants it back tell him to ring me up, I'll just burn myself a copy seeing as I've had it for 5 years, it's probably his time to hold the original.
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thejangler · Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:41 pm Post subject:

Scorcho · Generous lover of posting. Joined: 16 Aug 2006 Posts: 677

they should do it that way with actual kids
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MexicanAmerican · I heart posting. Joined: 04 Sep 2006 Posts: 253

Hmm...not sure if that is actually worse than when I rented Requiem for a Dream and watched it with my sister who was 14 at the time. Bad idea jeans right there. It definitely ruined double-headed dildos for the rest of my life.

tink · Nubcake Joined: 08 Mar 2008 Posts: 42 Location: Florida

yea that is kinda awkward
kinda like watching a sex scene with yer parents
:twitches:
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Mardak5150 · Sassafras Joined: 07 Aug 2007 Posts: 320

I saw Wedding Crashers, in theatres, with my grandparents...that was pretty bad!!!
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Tychomonger · The Bi-Plane Baron Joined: 13 Sep 2006 Posts: 385

And what about that time your mom was having sex with Bear in your bed while you were still in it? AWK-waard.
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tink · Nubcake Joined: 08 Mar 2008 Posts: 42 Location: Florida

Don't lie, BP. You were dreaming of fucking JAred Leto's heroine abusing ass with that double sided dildo the WHOLE time. I remember, because you distinctly told me it gave you a boner. Plus that girl really needed to mow the lawn if you catch my drift Wink

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thejangler · Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 1:38 pm Post subject: