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Tychomonger
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Shell Game - 1UU
Enchantment
When Shell Game comes into play, turn three target nontoken creatures face down. They're 2/2 creatures, and their controller may not look at the card faces. You may shuffle them around, but they must remain in plain sight at all times. Their controller may at any time pay the casting cost (or morph cost) of one of the face down creatures, then pick one of the facedown cards. If the casting cost matches the card picked this way, turn that creature face up. Otherwise, the controller takes damage equal to the power of the chosen creature as printed on the card.
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Scorcho
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2U
Instant
Split Second
Counter target spell that targets a spell.
No... - Countermagic player
Yeah... - James Hetfield |
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Scorcho
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| Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 2:19 am Post subject: |
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Murphy's Law
3RRG
Instant
Can only be played in response to you losing the game.
You win the game.
gods FUCKING DAMMIT!!! - Paul LaPorte |
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hilikuS
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This post is all about brian, in reference to Paul's 3 submissions. First one made me lol, except BMurph was the originator of the EOT "Go to bread.", so I can't not give him credit for that.
Similarly, I would like to suggest changing your flavor text to "gods damnit Brian!" - Mrs. Murphy (In reference to the latest one.)
This one made me lol too:
Shliverazad - WW
Sorcery
Players play a M:tG subgame with their Sliver deck. Each player who doesn't win the sub game loses half their life rounded up.
"Better pack a lunch or 3." - Excerpt from BP's book of advice pertaining to Magic |
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Asshole
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Dead Rising 3UB
Sorcery
Each player may play any number of zombie cards from their hand. The player to play the most cards in this way loses all but 1 life.
"Anyone play this game? It looks pretty badass." - JB, just now
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Tychomonger
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Dead Rising - 3UB
Enchantment
All zombies in play gain flying.
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hilikuS
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Dead Rising - 3UB
Enchantment
When dead rising comes into play, put 8 alarm counters on it.
During your upkeep remove an alarm counter.
2UB add or remove an alarm counter. Any player may play this ability.
When Dead Rising has 0 alarm counters on it, sacrifice it, return all zombies in your graveyard to play. |
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ArcanePie
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Zom-B-Gone - 2W
Instant
Destroy target non-white creature. It can't be regenerated. If a zombie was destroyed this way, instead remove it from the game.
"Pesky things, zombies, always ruin a good picnic..." |
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FatCat
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George Walker Bush - 2R
Creature - Human President
Tap: Destroy target terrorist.
"Worry going ta get hom!" - George W. Bush, when he still had a thick Texas accent.
2/2
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Tychomonger
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George W Bush - GGGGG
Creature - Shrub
[tap]: Destroy target democracy.
3/1
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FatCat
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Democrat Takeover - 3UB
Enchantment
All terrorists get +3/+1.
All other creatures get -3/-1.
"How the hell are we supposed to fight them, when our own people are for them!" - soldier in Iraq. |
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FatCat
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Democrat Taxation - (4)UUBB
Enchantment
Suspend - (4) - (2)UB
All spells cost (6) more to cast.
"50% of my yearly income!? What the Fuck!!!" - Taxpayer in April. |
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Tychomonger
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Military-Industrial Complex - 15
Trample, indestructable
During your upkeep, tap all permanents that can be used as mana sources which you control.
When Military-Industrial Complex deals damage to a player, you may take control of up to five target lands that player controls. Military-Industrial Complex gets -1/-1 for each land you control taken this way. You may at any time return control of these lands to their owner's control.
"Beware of the military-industrial complex" --Urza's farewell speech
10/10
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Scorcho
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| FatCat wrote: | Democrat Takeover - 3UB
Enchantment
All terrorists get +3/+1.
All other creatures get -3/-1.
"How the hell are we supposed to fight them, when our own people are for them!" - soldier in Iraq. |
I was gonna ask who this was but nevermind... Hello Evan.
- Edit, wait a second, you can't be Evan, your spelling and grammar is too good.
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Scorcho
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Beaner Takeover
2WR
Enchantment
Multicolored creatures get +2+2
All other creatures get -2-2
If played on the fourth turn of the game each player must take a 20 minute nap.
Hey, holmes, chill out! It's time for siesta! |
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