YMTCND (You Make The Card Now Dog)

hilikuS · Site Admin Joined: 10 Aug 2006 Posts: 1047

So I figured I'd put up another forum game to see if I could get some more people posting more frequently. The object basically is to make up a magic card. It can be a comical one, a serious one, or anything you can think of. It should be pretty fun to see what everyone comes up with.

Member of Congress - 2WW
(Creature - Spellshaper Politician)
3 [tap] Discard a card: Collect a large amount of money from a huge corperation.
0/1

Tychomonger · The College Crier Joined: 13 Sep 2006 Posts: 375

Mario - 3UURR
(Creature - Legendary Plumber)
Mario comes into play with 1 star counter.
Remove a star counter from Mario: Prevent all damage that would be dealt to Mario this turn.
1U: Mario gains flying until end of turn.
1R [tap]: Mario deals damage equal to his power to target creature.
WW [tap]: Add a star counter to Mario.
If Mario recieves combat damage, put a -5/-5 counter on him at the end of combat. Remove this at the beginning of your next upkeep.
"Wow, this is way too many rules." --Everyone
6/6
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hilikuS · Site Admin Joined: 10 Aug 2006 Posts: 1047

I think Mario should have an ability like:

Whenever a spell or ability causes Mario to get +/+ until end of turn, that ability becomes perminant.
Whenever Mario is dealt damage, remove all +/+ effects.

ArcanePie · Guest

Kakashi, Copy Master - 5UB
(Creature - Ninja Legend)
Ninjutsu (2UB)
When Kakashi deals combat damage to a player, that player reveals a card at random from his or her hand. Until the beginning of your next upkeep, you may play this card without paying it's mana cost.
2U: Copy target activated ability on the stack and choose new targets for it.

"They call him the copy ninja..."
3/4

hilikuS · Site Admin Joined: 10 Aug 2006 Posts: 1047

It's a Muse Vessel ninja!

I have to make a card about emo kids. So I'm gonna try and think of one.

Something like:

Emo Kid - 2BBBBB
Summon "Tool"
At the beginning of your upkeep, Emo Kid deals damage equal to its power to itself.
"Crawling in my skin!" - Paul LaPorte (only because it's funny when he sings it)
0/1

Maybe I'll make a cycle of 0/1 creatures with pointless abilities.

Of course, once "Emo kid" gets printed, I'd have to do something like:

Tool Fan - 1B
Summon "Tool"
All tools get Follower.
(A creature with follower cannot attack or block alone.)
"Nice t-shirt, jackass. - BP
0/1

I'm going to make a bunch of card to go with those. I thought of Demonic Compensation, and a couple of other silly card names. I just have to think of concepts for them.

Asshole · I heart posting. Joined: 29 Aug 2006 Posts: 321

Acid Slug- 2BRR

Creature- Slug

When Acid Slug enters play destroy all artifacts you control.

Acidic Hunger 1 (Sacrifice a creature to give this card +1/+1 until end of turn.)

4/2
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ArcanePie · Guest

The Internet - 5
(Artifact - Legend)
All creatures you control have every ability and +1/+1 counter that your other creatures have. Extra instances of flanking stack.

"Sharing is what the internet is all about!"

hilikuS · Site Admin Joined: 10 Aug 2006 Posts: 1047

Al Gore - 4W
Creature - Spellshaper Politician
WW [tap][Discard a card.] - Take control of target idea you don't own.
0/1

ArcanePie · Guest

Sands of Change - (No cost, can't cast)
Sorcery
Suspend 10
Remove all permanents you control from the game. Remove cards from your library equal to the number of permanents removed this way. Until your next upkeep, you may play these cards without paying their mana costs.
"As the last grain fell, the world as we knew it had forever changed into a nightmare of torture and pain."

Asshole · I heart posting. Joined: 29 Aug 2006 Posts: 321

JB's Cock of the Beyondness - WWWWWB

Creature - Rooster

When JB's Cock of the Beyondness enters play, you win the game if you control at least five chickens.

12/12
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hilikuS · Site Admin Joined: 10 Aug 2006 Posts: 1047

Animal Rights Activist - 2WW
Creature - Feminist Lesbian
2 [tap] Destroy target cock, save target chicken.
0/1

Tychomonger · The College Crier Joined: 13 Sep 2006 Posts: 375

Chase Rare - 10
Artifact
[tap] You win the game.
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In response to your Lightning Blast, I'll eat this burrito.

My avatar, if the file wasn't too big.

Asshole · I heart posting. Joined: 29 Aug 2006 Posts: 321

Chase Common - 5
Artifact- Common
[Tap]: You come really close to winning the game as long as Chase Rare isn't in play.
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hilikuS · Site Admin Joined: 10 Aug 2006 Posts: 1047

Overmatched - 4UUB
Instant
Draw cards until you have one more than your opponent, or your opponent discards cards until he/she has one less than you.
"Card advantage == good."

Scorcho · Generous lover of posting. Joined: 16 Aug 2006 Posts: 627

Go To Bread

3WR
Instant
End current player's turn.

Go to bread.... - Bill Pickles