YMTCND (You Make The Card Now Dog)

hilikuS · Site Admin Joined: 10 Aug 2006 Posts: 999

Refried Bean Recipe - 4
Artifact
[tap]:: Target opponent skips their upkeep step to refry some beans. Eat a bowl of regular fried beans, draw a card.
"...they're just as good, and we're wastin' time." - Lord Mitch

hilikuS · Site Admin Joined: 10 Aug 2006 Posts: 999

Revitalize - GG(nubcake)
Instant
Can only be played if Vitalize was played this turn.
Untap all creatures you control.

hilikuS · Site Admin Joined: 10 Aug 2006 Posts: 999

Epic Snuggle
2GG
Enchantment
At the end of turn, if 20 or more damage was prevented, you win the game.

Tychomonger · The College Crier Joined: 13 Sep 2006 Posts: 370

Time Machine
5
Artifact

10, sacrifice Time Machine: Take another turn before this one.
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Tychomonger · The College Crier Joined: 13 Sep 2006 Posts: 370

The Metal
6
Artifact Creature - Avatar

Trample.
The Metal is indestructible.
At the beginning of your upkeep, pay 6 or The Metal deals 6 damage to you.

6/6
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hilikuS · Site Admin Joined: 10 Aug 2006 Posts: 999

Dungeons and Dragons style Orc - 2R
Creature - Orc

When D&D style Orc attacks, it's controller and everyone else at the table spend 20-30 minutes discussing the rules involved with a 3/2 vanilla creature attacking.

"...wait, did you remember to add in my damage reduction, and the -1 from Johnny's magic spell? Dude wait, this orc got knocked out 2 rounds ago, remember? Come on DM dude, it's not like there's THAT much bullshit bookkeeping to do."

3/2

Mardak5150 · Deviant Boy Joined: 07 Aug 2007 Posts: 318

Settler of Catan - 2UU

Planeswalker

+1 Look at the top card of your library, if its a land put it into play

-3 Draw 2 Cards

-7 Put an untargetable token into play that says "At the beginning of your draw step, draw a card" and "All lands tap for any color mana"

[5]

Mardak5150 · Deviant Boy Joined: 07 Aug 2007 Posts: 318

Asshole of Catan - 2BB

Planeswalker

+1 Target player's maximum hand size is reduced by 1 permenantly, unless they pay (3) on their upkeep

-3 Target player cannot play spells until the beginning of your next upkeep

-7 Stomp off in disgust or fight target player

[5]

Tychomonger · The College Crier Joined: 13 Sep 2006 Posts: 370

Sasshole of Catan 3RRR

Planeswalker - Sassafras

+1 - Destroy target basic land of a type you don't control.
-2 - Target player reveals a card from his or her hand at random. If he or she does, you may play this card without paying its mana cost.
-8 - Target player may not play any land cards for the rest of the game. This effect remains even after Sasshole of Catan leaves play.

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hilikuS · Site Admin Joined: 10 Aug 2006 Posts: 999

3BBB - Zombie Baseball Team
Enchantment

At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control exactly 9 zombies, you win the game.

"The zombie trio counts as 3!"

FatCat · Senor Pibb Joined: 27 Sep 2006 Posts: 323

Void Beast BB

Creature - Nightmare Horror

Cumulative upkeep: Pay 1 Life (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on this permanent, then sacrifice it unless you pay its upkeep cost for each age counter on it.)

Void Beast gets +1/+1 for each age counter on it

1/1
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hilikuS · Site Admin Joined: 10 Aug 2006 Posts: 999

This is probably the most hilarious idea for a magic card I ever concieved.

-no mana cost-
Beaner Beaner Beaner

Beaner Beaner Beaner is white (The whitest kid you know).

Suspend 4 - 1WW.

Bushido -1.

Beaner Beaner Beaner can't attack.

When Beaner Beaner Beaner becomes tapped, your opponents ROFL for days.

1(Tap) Destroy the English Language.
2(Tap) Defy Logic.

"Wheat port's open.... Damn near killed em'!" - Evan G. Colon

1/2

Scorcho · Generous lover of posting. Joined: 16 Aug 2006 Posts: 587

Ron Paul
RWU
Republican Libertarian Legend

[Tap] Restore ideals this country was founded on, use this ability only if your opponents control no mainstream news stations.

2/2

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Iraq War
(530 Billion G)
Sorcery

Destroy All Creatures, lands, enchantments, artifacts, and planeswalkers. Each player discards their hand, puts the top 60 cards of their library into their graveyard, removes their graveyard from the game, and loses 50 life.
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hilikuS · Site Admin Joined: 10 Aug 2006 Posts: 999

LOL Green doesn't have Wrath effects! I love the 530 billion G thing though.
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