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thejangler
The Pookie Slinger
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| hilikuS wrote: | | thejangler wrote: | | FatCat wrote: | | hilikuS wrote: | | Sassy's post continued... blah, blah, blah, did i mention blah? Check it! |
What the fuck was that Bill? Suck a nut |
Evan, stop trying to coerce Bill into homosexual activities with you. He isn't gay. |
Srsly guys, who the shit told his sister about the bumper joke?
Alright guys, sit back relax and enjoy the story. Here's what really happened.....
Evan is actually the lead developer over at Rockstar games, and he was head of the new GTA project. This was his life's work. He spent countless hours for low pay working on this game, and now it's finally about to come out. Evan thinks to himself, maybe this time, maybe JUST ONCE, BP won't insult this video game. Since this video game is something I've worked hard for, and everything I put into it, just this one time he can keep his fingers from spawning random nonsense. Unfortunately for Evan, this did not happen. Now he wants revenge, he wants consolation, and most of all, he wants his balls in someone's mouth. So here's the deal. Evan I apologize, and I'll hook you up.
Guys, I'm taking donations via Paypal to get Evan a male hooker. This way he can rebound from the devastating joking around with Sass that he just recently experienced. Something he wasn't even directly involved in, yet seems so upset by it. I will not humor you Evan, but I can help. Everyone, save your pennies and give them up to Evan... he needs a hug or at least his balls sucked. |
Put me down for a $25 donation
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Mardak5150
Sassafras
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| Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 6:03 am Post subject: |
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But for real BP this game has no flaw, replayability, fun, looks, length, online multiplayer, its got the works.
Everything you say consoles don't have.
P.S. Can't we just pay Anthony $5 like we normally do when we need gay things done?
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Tychomonger
The Bi-Plane Baron
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| Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 7:54 am Post subject: |
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I think he's allergic to pinto beans.
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hilikuS
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| Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 3:26 pm Post subject: |
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| Mardak5150 wrote: | But for real BP this game has no flaw, replayability, fun, looks, length, online multiplayer, its got the works.
Everything you say consoles don't have.
P.S. Can't we just pay Anthony $5 like we normally do when we need gay things done? |
It has some flaws that all console games do, but the GTA series has always been good. I just wanted to bust your balls.
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Scorcho
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| Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 3:47 pm Post subject: |
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| hilikuS wrote: | | Mardak5150 wrote: | But for real BP this game has no flaw, replayability, fun, looks, length, online multiplayer, its got the works.
Everything you say consoles don't have.
P.S. Can't we just pay Anthony $5 like we normally do when we need gay things done? |
It has some flaws that all games do, but the GTA series has always been good. I just wanted to bust your balls. |
Fixed.
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| thejangler wrote: | | Man up, and rape the bitch already. |
Leave it to a dumb soldier to misquote a Jedi. |
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FatCat
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| Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 7:33 pm Post subject: |
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Because i like starting fights.
http://www.gametrailers.com/player/33664.html
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Mardak5150
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| Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 8:19 pm Post subject: |
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That's not gonna start fight, it was actually quite realistic, and didn't take an opinion either way.
Side note on the 360 though, it's totally reaching the end of its golden age, if you want to paly a 360 game, most can be downloaded, or have come out for the PC the legal way. It seems that the console is slowing down.
Now is the part where I get ridiculed: the PS3 has yet to scratch the surface of its massive 3rd party suppliers and once the games start rolling in like they did on the 360, the PS3 can finally take off.
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Scorcho
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| Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 8:47 pm Post subject: |
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Flawed statement. Name me 10 games for the PS3 that you can't get on the PC or 360 that'll make people buy the console.
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| thejangler wrote: | | Man up, and rape the bitch already. |
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Mardak5150
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| Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 3:21 am Post subject: |
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| Scorcho wrote: | | Flawed statement. Name me 10 games for the PS3 that you can't get on the PC or 360 that'll make people buy the console. |
Dude, ditto that statement for the 360.
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MexicanAmerican
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| Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 3:35 am Post subject: |
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Coming out in June 2009 it's Sassafras "Noobie" whatever Sass' last name is in Fanboiiiizzz. The new action/romance/comedy where Sass completely pwns Xbox360 into oblivion (wait isn't that an xbox/pc game), I mean into nothingness!!! |
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hilikuS
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| Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 3:47 am Post subject: |
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Queue the instant props and then queue the name dropping.
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thejangler
The Pookie Slinger
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| Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 9:57 am Post subject: |
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| Mardak5150 wrote: | | Scorcho wrote: | | Flawed statement. Name me 10 games for the PS3 that you can't get on the PC or 360 that'll make people buy the console. |
Dude, ditto that statement for the 360. |
Um, that's exactly what he just said. Just reverse the order of 360 and PS3 in the sentence and it means the exact same thing.
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Scorcho
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| Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 10:58 am Post subject: |
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| Mardak5150 wrote: | | Scorcho wrote: | | Flawed statement. Name me 10 games for the PS3 that you can't get on the PC or 360 that'll make people buy the console. |
Dude, ditto that statement for the 360. |
So that makes PS3 on the... rise? and 360 on the.... decline???
I'm pretty sure that's the definition of fanboyism...
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| thejangler wrote: | | Man up, and rape the bitch already. |
Leave it to a dumb soldier to misquote a Jedi. |
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Asshole
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I'm just gonna go ahead and be neutral on this and explain it the only way I can. I hope this clears up things for people.
Wii - Gaming console
360 - Good Gaming console if you like shooters
PS3 - Blu ray disc player that can play a few decent games also
PC - Multiple purpose, depends on how much you spend on it
So really, pick the thing(s) which fit your lifestyle.
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MexicanAmerican
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| Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 4:26 am Post subject: |
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| I agreed w/ JB |
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