Out of Game - How This Forum Will Work

Mardak5150 · Sassafras Joined: 07 Aug 2007 Posts: 320

Naw, it's alright I only use it to read pdf's, type papers, and update my myspace, all pretty basic shit, it runs "decent" now, I can install the updates its just whenever I use that computer I'm in a rush so I don't have time to do it, I'll eventually get around to it.
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thejangler · Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 2:38 pm Post subject:

Ok noobie, here is a hypothetical situation:

Your senile great aunt has just offered to take you on a ride in her brand new Chevy sedan. You accept. Because your senile great aunt is senile, she crashes the car.

Now because you have been in a car crash, you hate Chevy cars. Not because of the fact that your senile aunt can't drive, but because of the fact that its a Chevy, so it must have been bad to begin with, instead of blaming it on your senile great aunt who can't drive.

Now lets apply this hypothetical situation to this current situation:

your senile great aunt = your non-updated machine.

the new Chevy = Steam

the crash = your non-updated machine getting viruses because of the fact that it isn't updated, not because of the new program you just installed.

you being stupid = you being stupid

Here is the solution.

Step 1: stop being an idiot and blaming Steam for your problems.

Step 2: UPDATE YOUR COMPUTER. it doesn't take that long and it hardly takes any effort. even a lazy nin-com-poop like you can handle it.

Step 3: Download and install the following programs: AVG, SpyBot Search and Destroy and CCleaner.

Now your machine will be virus free and able to take advantage of all the internet has to offer besides myspace and tranny porn.

There is a reason why we hate on you from all sides. BECAUSE YOU ARE BEING STUPID!!!! If you stopped acting like a retard and actually listened to us (the people who know a lot more about computing and technology and the world-at-large than you do) there would be zero (0) hate. I guarantee it.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go by the pool and sip on a root beer.
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Mardak5150 · Sassafras Joined: 07 Aug 2007 Posts: 320

That's not cool dude, my actual senile great aunt Josephine died 2 years ago. I'm not joking. Other than that, I still don't care about Steam, its not a major necessity for me, I'll barely use it so there's not need.

Plus I can access tranny porn from the PS3 web browser Laughing

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hilikuS · Site Admin Joined: 10 Aug 2006 Posts: 1047

Dan I think I could agree if you replace all instances of "non-updated" and make it so they say "computer common sense", or something to that effect. My machine is a virus/spyware orphanage, and it still runs fine. Never update shit either. So I'm pretty sure it has to do with common sense, or uhh... reading instructions maybe.
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thejangler · Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 7:44 pm Post subject:

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thejangler · Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 8:04 pm Post subject:

Scorcho · Generous lover of posting. Joined: 16 Aug 2006 Posts: 627

hilikuS · Site Admin Joined: 10 Aug 2006 Posts: 1047

What's with your strong desire to fix everything these days? Kayla better watch out or you might try to tie up her tubes Wink

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2. Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing in Hell
3. Devil May Cry: Wolf
4. Darth Vader's Soldier Duck Hunt

thejangler · Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:41 pm Post subject:

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thejangler · Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 12:58 pm Post subject: