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Nubcake
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 Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 1:47 am Post subject: Lame, but bored. |
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So, Imma post the most ridiculous thing. Out of pure boredom.
Hello. My name is Arliece. And I'm a crazy bitch. (Hello, Arliece)
Yea, so I realize that my actions make me look like a super cunt. That'd be a fantastic superhero name. My weapon of choice. Really super shrill nag voice. It comes in three pitches. Tolerable. Annoying. And I-wanna-shoot- myself - so - i- don't - have- to -listen. Also, I could also drown people with my super amazing my- bf - hates- me emo ducts. That only in one format though. Fucking too much. I will also have witty phrases such as :
"Fuck you"
"I fucking hate you"
"Fucking faggots"
I need some new ones though. It seems too repetitive. Then comes the worst of it at. Its a power only some can obtain. When I feel my boyfriend is having to much fun, the super cunt power beams of jealousy and hatred come out. All must be aware...this may cause death.
On a final note. Super cunt is smoking. Not in the hot sense. In the sense that she really should not, because it causes ridiculous rifts for no reason. This equates to earthly natural disasters.
Fin.
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Mardak5150
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| Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 2:35 am Post subject: |
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Nice, she should have a shoe shopping ultimate move. There's no escaping it.
Arch nemisis- Independant Lad
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Nubcake
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| Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:02 am Post subject: |
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nah she doesnt shoe shop
and independent lad can blow me
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Asshole
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| Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 5:36 pm Post subject: |
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Superhero sex fetish?
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thejangler
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| Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 8:41 pm Post subject: |
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| Asshole wrote: | | Superhero sex fetish? |
I only wish there could be such a thing.
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MexicanAmerican
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| Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:05 pm Post subject: |
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| thejangler wrote: | | Asshole wrote: | | Superhero sex fetish? |
I only wish there could be such a thing. |
Dude, this is the internet. If you can think of such a thing there is such a thing. Rule 34 ftw, or loss. |
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MexicanAmerican
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MexicanAmerican
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Mardak5150
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| Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:20 pm Post subject: |
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That shit was weak, my great grandmother watches hardercore shit than that, barely NSFW!!!
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MexicanAmerican
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| Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:22 pm Post subject: |
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| Mardak5150 wrote: |
That shit was weak, my great grandmother was in hardercore shit than that, barely NSFW!!! |
I hope you get a job and look at that shit at work. You'll see how not safe for work it is when your broke ass is giving blowjobs in alleyways for $2 or a couple tacos. Also, I told you not to look.
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MexicanAmerican
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| Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:24 pm Post subject: |
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| Mardak5150 wrote: |
That shit was weak, my great grandmother was in hardercore shit than that, barely NSFW!!! |
Your grandma was excellent in Granny Bangers 5: The Final Frontier. She takes a dick like a champ. |
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hilikuS
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| Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:53 pm Post subject: |
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| MexicanAmerican wrote: | | Mardak5150 wrote: |
That shit was weak, my great grandmother was in hardercore shit than that, barely NSFW!!! |
I hope you get a job and look at that shit at work. You'll see how not safe for work it is when your broke ass is giving blowjobs in alleyways for $2 or a couple tacos. Also, I told you not to look. |
Damn dude.. that's not even worth a taco. Two tacos is a lot steep.
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thejangler
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| Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:57 pm Post subject: |
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| MexicanAmerican wrote: | | Mardak5150 wrote: |
That shit was weak, my great grandmother was in hardercore shit than that, barely NSFW!!! |
Your grandma was excellent in Granny Bangers 5: The Final Frontier. She takes a dick like a champ. |
MM for the win.
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Mardak5150
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| Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 1:24 am Post subject: |
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BP you son of a BITCH, you changed my post from "watches" to "was in"
WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!
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thejangler
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| Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 2:00 am Post subject: |
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| Mardak5150 wrote: | BP you son of a BITCH, you changed my post from "watches" to "was in"
WHAT THE FUCK!!!!! |
WAA! My name is noobie and I can't take a joke. WAA!
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