The killing Sass's Characters game.

hilikuS · Site Admin Joined: 10 Aug 2006 Posts: 974

Ok, Evan already has a huge head start on us, but I think we could come up with some good ones. This has to be the best forum game ever. I'll post one after I take this typing speed test thing that Tom sent me just now.

The idea is to have his character die from something completely ridiculous, as show below, or by something so completely unfair.

hilikuS · Site Admin Joined: 10 Aug 2006 Posts: 974

Alright, so the best way to kill Sass's character would have to be poisoning him to death. You couldn't get him while he was sleeping though, that'd be too easy. You'd have to make him agree to an arm wrestling match, promising him something he really wanted if he beat this 8 year old girl. Then he would get what he wanted, and win the prize and be happy, until suddenly out of the prize (even if he checks it thoroughly and goes through it 5k times) a poison dagger would pop out and stab him in the eye. This would kill him instantly with no way to save or way to recover from it. Anyone interfering would get XP for helping, but could not possibly succeed. Even if you had a wish and we were in Dungeons and Dragons.

Or if Sass's character were to get attacked by 50,000 samurai armed with bigass Japanese swords. They were all immune to poision, and couldn't get hit by any of Sass's attempts to attack. He is also encompassed by an invisible box which the Samurai could swing into, but he could not escape, His arms and legs are bound to the edges of the box.

Or, Sass's character gets Force of Will'd.

Or, Sass's character gets raped by a ghost.

Tychomonger · The College Crier Joined: 13 Sep 2006 Posts: 367

Rocks fall. Everyone dies.
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FatCat · Senor Pibb Joined: 26 Sep 2006 Posts: 315

I am not trying to kill Sass's character. If I wanted to I could, but that would be fixxing the plot. When Sass's character was trying to feed, I just thought that it would be a good time to bring in a new Allie/Antagonist for the game.

But if I realy wanted to kill Sass's character, I'd ether:

A: Drop a house on him.

B: Have him rip throue the gontlit and eatten by the Beast of War.

C: Have Wendigo diableris him.

D: Have the Baile Hounds sacrfies him.

E: Call Jean and his girlfriend back.

etc...
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MexicanAmerican · I heart posting. Joined: 04 Sep 2006 Posts: 251

I'd sex him to death, wait, I mean I'd T-Rex him to death...That's the ticket.

Tychomonger · The College Crier Joined: 13 Sep 2006 Posts: 367

You could just feed him poison SANDWICHES!
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hilikuS · Site Admin Joined: 10 Aug 2006 Posts: 974

The real reason for this post is now revealed. Sass, I'd like you to watch for anything that Evan just mentioned in the game. By that I mean, don't go near houses, or the Wendigo, or anything else that he mentioned.

Tom's post made me ROFL Smile

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My newest way would be AIDSridden hypodermic needle in the beach sand.

Also, we're going to change the name of the game to the Killing Sass's Characters Game/Testing Out Your Latest Antagonist

FatCat · Senor Pibb Joined: 26 Sep 2006 Posts: 315

Does anyone even remenber who Wendigo is?

And there's no one that knows what the Baile Hounds are, let alone who they are.

Also, Jean would try to kill everyone agen, not just Sass.
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hilikuS · Site Admin Joined: 10 Aug 2006 Posts: 974

You never really explained the Wendigo to anyone, I think maybe Tom at some point but nobody else. Never heard of the Baile Hounds either. Maybe I just forgot, but seriously, I have no recollection of that, and I can remember shit pretty well. You should post it all on the boards! That way you aren't just thinking it, you're saying it too!

Gene never tried to kill my character anyway, Just Paul's because he's a serial killer and Gene was a cop. I just hated the chain smoking bit. I guess in that sense you could say he's killing all of us.

Mardak5150 · Deviant Boy Joined: 06 Aug 2007 Posts: 318

Evan could drop a bridge on me, have 8 well dressed gentleman from the writer's guild crucify me, send me and a friend who rarely talks to let animals from a cosmetics testing lab free while Paul and his 3 hot & sinsister sisters steal a diamond from across the street, stab me in my sleep, force my character to hug a bear, cut off all of my limbs and throw me into a fire, send a large heavly armed black man to shoot me with a gun that shoots unstoppable Pink Floyd laser light show beams into me, hire a plumber to jump on my head because I alledgedly stole a princess, or the good old fashion way......10 on 1 no holds barred cage match to the death (except there is no cage it's a ring of fire, and the 10 guys have crossbows and chainsaws, and I'm tied to steel elephant statue.) That sounds about right/ fair, oh and the entire time Answer Man proceeds to break the masquerade, kill innocents, and run rampant with no consequences what so ever......

Yup thats all in a days work....

Tychomonger · The College Crier Joined: 13 Sep 2006 Posts: 367

hilikuS · Site Admin Joined: 10 Aug 2006 Posts: 974

Seriously, if we were doing Comical Genius of the Week still, that would probably be enough to win the award!

If we were in Communist Russia, Characters kill you.

Mardak5150 · Deviant Boy Joined: 06 Aug 2007 Posts: 318

In that case, I'm gonna run a game in Russia, just so my senseless PC killing feels suitable for the surrounding environment

hilikuS · Site Admin Joined: 10 Aug 2006 Posts: 974

Let's put it this way Sass, if the game took place in Nazi Germany, you wouldn't just be the Jew, you'd be the first Jew to die in the Holocaust, and the second, and the third, and the fourth, etc.

Honestly, this is the only situation where I might condone playing a ninja. At least then you can get away from his plots to kill you. However, you'd be hiding 100% of the time and wouldn't get to play hardly any.

Asshole · I heart posting. Joined: 29 Aug 2006 Posts: 320

Okay, here it goes:

Nick is a government scientist studying scientific stuff and then he has like an alien in a cage. Well the alien breaks out and attacks him, but he rolls good on his initiative and gets to act first, scores a critical hit, shoots the alien right in the head, bam! His head is splattered all over. Some of the alien blood gets stuck in Nick's mouth and he gets this fucking crazy alien disease, but manages to go back in time and invent a cure for it before he dies in Time universe A and goes back from Time universe 1 to give himself the cure moments before he dies. Then, he goes on with the rest of his life, settles down somewhere nice, gets a white picket fence, two kids, a beautiful wife, and three full packed sports cars. But then, he wakes up and it was all a dream and he's actually an astronaut headed on his way into the Sun, but the protective shields don't start up and he burns away.
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