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hilikuS
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Refried Bean Recipe - 4
Artifact
[tap]:: Target opponent skips their upkeep step to refry some beans. Eat a bowl of regular fried beans, draw a card.
"...they're just as good, and we're wastin' time." - Lord Mitch |
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hilikuS
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Revitalize - GG(nubcake)
Instant
Can only be played if Vitalize was played this turn.
Untap all creatures you control. |
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hilikuS
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Epic Snuggle
2GG
Enchantment
At the end of turn, if 20 or more damage was prevented, you win the game.
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Tychomonger
The Bi-Plane Baron
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Time Machine
5
Artifact
10, sacrifice Time Machine: Take another turn before this one.
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Tychomonger
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The Metal
6
Artifact Creature - Avatar
Trample.
The Metal is indestructible.
At the beginning of your upkeep, pay 6 or The Metal deals 6 damage to you.
6/6
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hilikuS
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Dungeons and Dragons style Orc - 2R
Creature - Orc
When D&D style Orc attacks, it's controller and everyone else at the table spend 20-30 minutes discussing the rules involved with a 3/2 vanilla creature attacking.
"...wait, did you remember to add in my damage reduction, and the -1 from Johnny's magic spell? Dude wait, this orc got knocked out 2 rounds ago, remember? Come on DM dude, it's not like there's THAT much bullshit bookkeeping to do."
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Mardak5150
Sassafras
Joined: 07 Aug 2007
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| Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 12:56 am Post subject: |
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Settler of Catan - 2UU
Planeswalker
+1 Look at the top card of your library, if its a land put it into play
-3 Draw 2 Cards
-7 Put an untargetable token into play that says "At the beginning of your draw step, draw a card" and "All lands tap for any color mana"
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Mardak5150
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Asshole of Catan - 2BB
Planeswalker
+1 Target player's maximum hand size is reduced by 1 permenantly, unless they pay (3) on their upkeep
-3 Target player cannot play spells until the beginning of your next upkeep
-7 Stomp off in disgust or fight target player
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Tychomonger
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Sasshole of Catan 3RRR
Planeswalker - Sassafras
+1 - Destroy target basic land of a type you don't control.
-2 - Target player reveals a card from his or her hand at random. If he or she does, you may play this card without paying its mana cost.
-8 - Target player may not play any land cards for the rest of the game. This effect remains even after Sasshole of Catan leaves play.
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hilikuS
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3BBB - Zombie Baseball Team
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control exactly 9 zombies, you win the game.
"The zombie trio counts as 3!" |
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FatCat
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Void Beast BB
Creature - Nightmare Horror
Cumulative upkeep: Pay 1 Life (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on this permanent, then sacrifice it unless you pay its upkeep cost for each age counter on it.)
Void Beast gets +1/+1 for each age counter on it
1/1
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hilikuS
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This is probably the most hilarious idea for a magic card I ever concieved.
-no mana cost-
Beaner Beaner Beaner
Beaner Beaner Beaner is white (The whitest kid you know).
Suspend 4 - 1WW.
Bushido -1.
Beaner Beaner Beaner can't attack.
When Beaner Beaner Beaner becomes tapped, your opponents ROFL for days.
1(Tap) Destroy the English Language.
2(Tap) Defy Logic.
"Wheat port's open.... Damn near killed em'!" - Evan G. Colon
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| FatCat wrote: | Democrat Takeover - 3UB
Enchantment
All terrorists get +3/+1.
All other creatures get -3/-1.
"How the hell are we supposed to fight them, when our own people are for them!" - soldier in Iraq. |
Stumbled on this one too. Why the fuck would Republicans losing power have to do with terrorists getting bigger?
That's like saying Republicans don't abuse the general public, or like saying Republicans are interested in anyone who doesn't have a shit ton of money already. Two things that are obviously not true.
Democrat Takeover - 3UU
Legendary Enchantment
Average citizens get +1/+1.
Giant corperations have to actually do shit legally.
(2) Actually fix a national problem.
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Scorcho
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Ron Paul
RWU
Republican Libertarian Legend
[Tap] Restore ideals this country was founded on, use this ability only if your opponents control no mainstream news stations.
2/2
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Iraq War
(530 Billion G)
Sorcery
Destroy All Creatures, lands, enchantments, artifacts, and planeswalkers. Each player discards their hand, puts the top 60 cards of their library into their graveyard, removes their graveyard from the game, and loses 50 life.
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Leave it to a dumb soldier to misquote a Jedi.
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hilikuS
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LOL Green doesn't have Wrath effects! I love the 530 billion G thing though.
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5. American Soup, the Video Game
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thejangler
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Location: Roanoke, VA
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| hilikuS wrote: | Animal Rights Activist - 2WW
Creature - Feminist Lesbian
2 [tap] Destroy target cock, save target chicken.
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