Zombie Survival Guide

FatCat · Senor Pibb Joined: 27 Sep 2006 Posts: 347

Okay, if a zombie epidemic were ever to occur. What would you do? Do you own any potential weapons? Would you risk trying to save family and friends?

Would you try to barricade yourself in your own home, risking trapping yourself or would you make a run for a more favorable hiding place and risk dealing with zombie hoards?
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MexicanAmerican · I heart posting. Joined: 04 Sep 2006 Posts: 253

I'd grab a chainsaw and boomstick...Groovy.

hilikuS · Site Admin Joined: 10 Aug 2006 Posts: 1110

That's easy. I'd just grab my holy symbol, and start making Charisma checks.

Tychomonger · The Bi-Plane Baron Joined: 13 Sep 2006 Posts: 389

I'd get infected and join the rampaging fun.
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FatCat · Senor Pibb Joined: 27 Sep 2006 Posts: 347

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FatCat · Senor Pibb Joined: 27 Sep 2006 Posts: 347

Ok, I know this topic is old but I realised that I didn't post what I would do.

I'd go to Wallmart, because what other place has 'plentaful' supply of food and guns that can also can be lock down by > 6 people in under an hour.

hmm Wink

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MexicanAmerican · I heart posting. Joined: 04 Sep 2006 Posts: 253

This is a question that I've often thought of while completely bored at work. I think Rite-Aid would be a somewhat decent place to be when attacked by zombies. Of course it is no Wal-Mart, but it's better than some places.

1) There are barricades. any shelf could be used as a barricade to the entrance of the store.

2) Lots of food/Water. Even if the zombies somehow contaminated the local water supply, Rite-Aid has tons of fresh bottled water. It also has food.

3) Entertainment. There are games/toys. These would make the time go by somewhat quicker.

4) Medicine. In case the zombies somehow break in past the first barricade, there is plenty of medicine to treat the wounded.

5) Weapons. While there are no formal weapons at Rite-aid, there are improvised ones. Shelving comes to mind as it is heavy and has a somewhat pointed edge at the end.

6) Most importantly it would give me a chance to kill any coworker I wish and get away with it. Now I'm not saying that I would do this, as it could get me in trouble. But I would do this. A zombie attack gives me the perfect opportunity to do this. Of course there is always the chance that someone would use this to in fact kill me. Or perhaps see me as dangerous and leave me be. These people would not see the favor I would be doing them.

7) It gives me a good opportunity to have sex with one of the several good looking girls/women that I work with. Of course the situation would have to be right, there is a good chance that it would be. There are not too many dudes that work with me. There are several females.

In conclusion, I wish zombies would attack while i was at work.

MexicanAmerican · I heart posting. Joined: 04 Sep 2006 Posts: 253

Seconds after I posted my last message, I thought of a possibly even better place to be attacked by zombies: My dorm.

Pros:

1) Strength in numbers: there are a ton of people that live here. I'm pretty sure we could fend off a small zombie attack.

2) Unless these zombies can a. find a keycard and b. figure out how to use said keycard there is a very good chance they would not be able to get in the dorm.

3) Stuff to do: There is a lot of stuff to do in the dorm. I'm sure we could have guitar hero tournaments, or possibly play scrabble. Also sex.

Cons:

1) Lack of food: Although close to the dining hall, I do not live in the dining hall. While better off than some poor souls, the way to the dining hall is wide open. Some brave young person would have to risk the plight of zombies whilst going to get food.

2) Weapons: Looking around my room, I notice a distinct lack of weapons. I blame this on gun control Nazis. Think about it, if schools had no "gun-free" zone would not the Virginia Tech massacre have been avoided? The same applies with zombie attacks. I would feel much safer if the lunatic next door was allowed a gun just in case said zombie attack occurred. I suppose some improvised weapons could be made, but once again I do not see many options.

hilikuS · Site Admin Joined: 10 Aug 2006 Posts: 1110

I don't think the dorms would be a great place to be for a zombie attack. It would be a massacre of nubcake proportions. However, Rite Aid seems like a sweat one. Not only is there food, hot girls (apparently), water, and shelter, but there's beer, cold beer. Lots of it. We could throw the beer to the zombies, and they'd get drunk, then we can sneak away, buy a flamethrower, and burn them all. Or we could possibly get a cleric at high enough level to turn them all. That'd probably be more efficient, but more difficult. Most clerics these days live in asia, and we know asia is kinda far away. Maybe if you call the Rite Aid corporate office and ask them to transfer some people from overseas. Even better because then you could exchange the dudes that you work with for the clerics (who don't fuck). You'd get rid of the zombies while simultaneously being the only dude at work. That way you'd definately get some. Not to mention they'd all be drunk, so it's way way easier or whatever.

Bottom line, Rite Aid >> Mike's dorm room when it comes to zombie survival.

Just thought of another good place to hide from zombies. Since they're so gods damn stupid, I would suggest hiding in the library. They'd never find you there because stupid beings don't go to the library Smile

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FatCat · Senor Pibb Joined: 27 Sep 2006 Posts: 347

Okay, depending on the type of zombie attacks were talking about, it will determen the type of actions you will take to survive (or for Tom, how you will infect other people). So for a single refrents point. How would you survive in the situation presented in the following links.

link 1: http://youtube.com/watch?v=RXHxIyUex3o&feature=related

link 2: http://youtube.com/watch?v=bxHa1XlL1pc&feature=related

link 3: http://youtube.com/watch?v=QdRb35j9PVA&feature=related

And Mike, I don't think your dom's would be safe. All the zombie's would have to do break open a window an the ground floor and BOOM, your all done for.
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FatCat · Senor Pibb Joined: 27 Sep 2006 Posts: 347

Oh ya, Happy Thanks Giving Smile

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hilikuS · Site Admin Joined: 10 Aug 2006 Posts: 1110

So I'm wondering what Zombie Christmas would be like. I'm thinking maybe they'd have a normal christmas like every other American family in the world, except theirs would be way cooler. Zombies aren't used to having luxuries like we do, so anything they get for free is amazing.

Anyways, I'm also wondering if Evan actually celebrates christmas, I heard the retardicans nixed it just to spite the doucheycrats for the upcoming elections. If they can't have christmas, nobody can.

Tychomonger · The Bi-Plane Baron Joined: 13 Sep 2006 Posts: 389

I bet getting a soggy box fulla brains would get the same fake surprise and forced gratitude response as when you unwrap a bag of socks.
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hilikuS · Site Admin Joined: 10 Aug 2006 Posts: 1110

I dunno, zombies love brains, so I bet they would be as excited as the undead can be, even if it's their 4th box of fresh brains that they opened and get them every year. Zombies live for one thing, and that's brains.