Jack Nash: Chief Of Police Vol. III

thejangler

(the scene opens to the portly chief waddling towards the chair in his office. He squeezes into his oversized executive chair and logs on to his computer. He snacks on some peanut M&M's while reading his email. He chuckles at a funny cat picture his mother sent him and then closes the browser and opens his word processor.)

I've got to lay low.

Things have gotten crazy lately and I have to leave this city for a while. I've gotta clear my head and get my bearings. Maybe when I get back, things will be a little less fucked. Maybe I'll go to Antigua or something. Nah, I can't go that far away and leave my mother behind. Then again, I can't exactly pick up any broads while my mother is in tow...

Maybe I'll just take a vacation here in the city. I haven't seen any of the shows here in years. Maybe my mother can check out Cirque de Soleil while I go to the AVN awards. Now theres a good idea...

(Jack rises from his chair, wipes off the peanut M&M's from his shirt and turns off his computer screen. He puts on his coat, turns off the light and closes the door behind him. The camera lingers a little while longer to find a slim feminine figure dressed in black entering through the window beginning to snoop in the chief's office. She finds the still-powered computer and chuckles with glee. The picture fades to black as the person inside says, "I've got you now you fat fuck")
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